Money: $15
Doubles the sell value of ripe oildogs.
Perfect for when you need your paper to be extra flammable.
Doubles the sell value of ripe oildogs.
Terrible for the environment, but not for profits!
A dog that grows in sell value by 2.5% every second. Caps at $700.
Perfect for a dinner with Dirk.
A dog made of carbon that eventually compresses into diamond. Age multiplies by 1.1 each second.
Spreading oildog ashes onto a lump of coal makes these. Not actually worth their weight in diamonds... yet.
Unlocks Dirkdogs, whose value depends on their realness amount.
A canine adaptation of his ponysona.
Unlocks Equiusdogs, who passively gain income until they die.
Dogs don't sweat, so these just pant profusely all the time.
Unlocks Dogdogs, which increase in... dogginess??
Like that one cartoon! You know the one.
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